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My rank just went up...

Not my Amazon rank, my spaz rank. I have no idea how to check my Amazon rank and have no desire to know. Having my spaz rank go up was never a goal of mine, but alas, it has.

Heading down the back steps to feed the crows, I slipped and did a flying dive onto the back patio...and the grass...and the gravel that runs the perimeter of our house. It was a spectacular sight! I am certain it was. Ask the crows, they saw before they flew of, shrieking...or they might have been laughing. Yeah...that sounds like crows.

My knee is cut and a bit sore. My hip is, surprisingly, fine, but my shoulder--egads, my shoulder! Typing this is painful, because any move of my arm causes something in my shoulder to go "click-click" right along with the keyboard. I probably shouldn't be typing.


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Jan. 16th, 2014 12:23 am (UTC)
Yikes! ::gentle hugs:: Are you going to have the doctor check it out?

Take care of yourself.
Jan. 16th, 2014 03:59 pm (UTC)
Nah, I'm ok. Thank you, love. I find that sharing my ungracefulness makes me feel better. Hehehee!
Jan. 16th, 2014 09:06 am (UTC)
Okay, this is not good.

Ms DeFino! Step away from the typewriter!

Sending healing vibes & one of those air hugs that, if done correctly, work. ;)

Jan. 16th, 2014 03:57 pm (UTC)
Thank you, darling. <3
Jan. 16th, 2014 12:21 pm (UTC)
Ouch! Stop typing, woman! Go and put some ice on it!
Jan. 16th, 2014 04:01 pm (UTC)
I did! and it helped. Today, I'm having lunch with a friend today, so I HAVE to rest it. :)
Jan. 16th, 2014 01:07 pm (UTC)
Ouch! Take care of it :)
Jan. 16th, 2014 04:02 pm (UTC)
Thank you, love.
Jan. 16th, 2014 03:14 pm (UTC)

Are you sure it doesn't need checking out with a medic?
Jan. 16th, 2014 04:02 pm (UTC)
Thanks, love. It's much better today. And there is no cure for spazziness. ;)
Jan. 17th, 2014 02:26 am (UTC)
Ah, this fall…eek! I'm glad you're okay and feeling better!
Jan. 17th, 2014 04:17 am (UTC)
Thanks, baby.
Jan. 17th, 2014 08:56 am (UTC)
Owwwch! Takes it easy for a few days, do... and go to the doctor if it seems to linger, do.

Pain is not good... to say nothing , if you're like me, to the damger to one's dignity (not that I have much, sad to say)
Jan. 17th, 2014 03:02 pm (UTC)
Thank you, Sally. I'm sore! But feeling much better.

I haven't any real sense of embarrassment, as evidenced by my willingness to plaster my ungraceful fall all over LJ and FB. Really, what purpose does it serve other than giving someone less-than-nice fodder to hurt you with, right?
Jan. 19th, 2014 10:33 am (UTC)
As Miss Austen said, 'For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn?'

Both of which I am probably loweringly good at...
Jan. 17th, 2014 01:19 pm (UTC)
Ouch! :(
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